Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
if you’re reading this I found your cat
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
However you think this story will end is wrong
Maybe I should convince my partner to join Tumblr
dragons are like cats and they head bonk their friends
[ID: two fluffy white dragons with long necks and goatlike ears and horns gently nudging/nuzzling their foreheads together; three little hearts are above them. they have closed happy eyes. behind their heads is a large orange circle, and the rest of the background is minty green. /end ID]
I beat TotK’s main story, now I’m just exploring every bit of Hyrule until I run out of things to do!




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